Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Suitable for those who are driven to wonder just what is the matter with people these days.

A New York Times bestseller, the official book of the hugely popular Icanhascheezburger site collects hundreds of the best Lolcat pictures and captions.

Cats once were proud, shrewd, independent animals who lived life on our own terms. But then came a life of domestication, comfort and free health care. And now cats are in danger of losing our sense of adventure completely. Fluffy and Bonkers say it's time to fight back and regain control of your rightful place as ruler of the roost once again.

Everyone loves to doodle, whether they mean to or not. When you're on the phone, in a meeting or just on your lunch break. This book helps you to vent this creativity with over 200 starting points to get your creative juices flowing.

Offers an irreverent look at culture and learning.

Includes puzzles, riddles, tongue twisters, and several jokes. This work also contains characters such as Bin Laden (or Bin Baby), The Posse, Bin Ladketeers, NSA Agent Jimmy Dorch, Patty Hurst and Moonie.

Presents some of the very best of Humphrey Lyttelton's local histories from BBC Radio's I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue show. This book discusses about the background and inhabitants of Britain's towns and cities.

Delivers the stories they don't want you to read, including: people who know how to fucking park on brink of extinction; fat kids to be chased to school by dogs; Vatican to build huge telescope in hunt for Jesus; UK threat level raised to 'Underpants'; free bank with every new mobile; and, Britain strikes gold in sport no one watches.

From such locations as the summit loo on Mount Sinai and Maharajas' thrones in India to safari loos in Zambia and ultra-modern, multi-functional facilities in Japan, this title presents a collection of vistas from the latrines of the world.

Presents 1,000 unforgettable senior moments in history, with embarrassing and true stories of major mental lapses and famous acts of forgetfulness: President Carter leaving the codes for nuclear missile strike in a suit sent to the dry-cleaners; Ralph Waldo Emerson forgetting Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's name at Longfellow's funeral; and so on.