Another tale from Marc Brown that proves the benefits of hard work

Poor Mia has made a total ass of herself with JP - the Guy Who Hates It When They Put Corn in the Chili - trying to prove that she's a super-chilled party girl. She's also bankrupted the student council. Just as Mia's scared that she's lost Michael and a ton of money, Grandmere steps in up with a fund-raising plan.

When Farmer Brown starts to receive typed notes from his cows demanding electric blankets, his problems are only just beginning. This story for children from the age of two reveals how Farmer Brown manages when he hears his cows go click, clack, moo as they type all day long.

How can Mia bear it? Michael, her one true love, has gone away to college, leaving her to face a new school year alone (well, nearly). With a potential eco-disaster in Genovia, a new English teacher who can't stand her and a totally transformed Boris to get used to, life for the world's most reluctant royal is looking like it can't get much worse.

The skeleton friends fo sledging - whee! And crashing - bang! They can't see their bones in the white snow but they can see a black cat ...until she slips into their dark, dark cellar. Ages 5+.