The Janet and John Marsh stories are loved by 8 million listeners to Radio 2's Wake Up To Wogan

Heffa Lump is a typical, pale and interesting seventeen-year-old, who doubts that anyone will ever see her true beauty. But then she moves to Spatula and meets Teddy Kelledy, an impossibly gorgeous boy who eats rare meat and who is super-strong and never goes out in sunlight. Could he just may be a vampire?

Teaches you skills that can help you in life, namely: how to tell decent jokes, three essential chords on the guitar, how to drill a hole and put a rawl plug in it, and how to play pool.

Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen. Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events - Edwart leaves his hash browns untouched at lunch.

My Life as it is Lived. For some years, the biographer Roger Lewis has been entertaining his friends with a letter at Christmas. Here for the first time is a book-length version of this 'cult classic', a hilarious collection of diaries and memoirs - highlights of which include a trip up the Amazon River with countless ants and Maureen Lipman, his eldest son Tristan training to be a juggler at ...

Chronicles the amazing social, cultural and natural history of the panda, illustrated with photographic evidence, drawings and scientific diagrams and case-studies.

Takes over two dozen of our most beloved Christmas carols and writes them from a zombie's point-of-view.

The hilarious follow up to 2007's Sunday Times Bestseller DO ANTS HAVE ARSEHOLES?

Blake is the mongrel part of a bigger family - the owner now has a baby - and finds himself dealing with the difficulties of fatherhood himself, thanks to the antics of his own step-puppy. The neighbourhood troop of trusty canine friends also find themselves with a new challenge in the shape of a damsel in distress.

Blake is a loveable mongrel just trying to lead a happy life; he loves his owner, fiercely defends his territory against interlopers, does his best to avoid the frequently threatened neutering and spends a lot of his time either scooting across the carpet or chasing local tail. This title presents the diary of Blake the mongrel.

A rollicking entertainment for word lovers.

Ask yourself: Are you ready for an alien invasion? When it happens, will you find yourself helpless to resist? This book teaches readers the skills they need to battle hostile visitors from outer space, covering things from escape strategies to improvised weaponry.

Offers a wickedly funny spoof on a parenting guide that bridges the gap between funny childhood essays and edgy self-help manual.

Describes the activities that combine humor with sex acts. This book delivers a parody of run-of-the-mill sex books. It explains how to do the un-doable and includes illustrations depicting each act's proper positioning and execution. It provides coverage that ranges from the shocking and obscene to the sadistic.

Focusses on companies ranging from Kellogg's and Ryvita to Mars, Heinz and Cadbury. This book tackles things from quality and pricing to taste and advertising campaigns, quizzing companies like Ferrero about why it's impossible to 'feel the nuts' in Nutella spread 'despite going through it with a fine tooth comb'.

The kingdom of Albion is under threat from The Evil One, and the wizard Radox The Green has found a hero to save the land: Agar, Son of Athar (who has a minotaur called Stephen).

An irreverent take on Britain's best-selling guide to the rules of the road.

Presents a list of all the reasons not to wake up in the morning.

Successor to 'Shite's Unoriginal Miscellany' and 'Eats, Shites & Leaves: Crap English and How To Use It'.