She is beautiful, ageless, and cursed with an unfortunate appetite for human flesh. To her undead mind, a good man and a good meal are one and the same, which leads her to swear off love altogether. She hides her natural charms behind the guise of a grimy old crone, never regretting her chosen path... until she meets him.
For someone who's immortal, Never Dead Ned manages to die with alarming frequency, he just has the annoying habit of rising from the grave. But this soldier might truly be better dead than face his newest assignment.
An hilarious comic fantasy in the style of Christopher Moore introduces Monster, a pest-control expert who specializes in removing mythological creatures from the wilds of suburbia.