I am a very good spier. That's because I have sneaky feet. And my nose doesn't whistle when I breathe. Junie B Jones is good at hiding. And peeking. But spying on her teacher is a mistake.
My name is Junie B Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all. B stands for something else too. B stands for B-A-B-Y. Junie B Jones loves surprises, especially presents, but she really isn't sure about a monkey for a baby brother.
'I'm the bestest winnn-errrr. I'm the bestest winnn-errrr,' I sang real loud. 'Cos winning is the funnest thing I love. Junie B Jones loves playing games. And winning them. But she's not so sure when the prize is a fruitcake.