Offers a humorous approach to baby care, featuring schematic diagrams for such maintenance techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for servicing. .

Features games and activities for your baby. This illustrated guide includes 75 ways to expand your baby's capabilities, as well as the whimsical diagrams and weird schematic illustrations that we featured in the previous books, The Baby Owner's Manual and The Baby Owner's Maintenance Log .

Compiles information from action movies and television programs, including Aliens, The Matrix, and Scream, to teach readers skills such as how to outrun a fireball, profile a serial killer, and land a failing helicopter.

Be the coolest kid on your block! Learn dozens of essential kidskillz including how to whistle with two fingers, boobytrap a room, pop a wheelie, and get the last word in argument every time. Step-by-step instructions and hilarious drawings show you how.

To a first-time parent, traditional baby journals seem alarmingly cute and cuddly. Anne Geddes? Winnie-the-Pooh? Guess How Much I Love You? They're enough to make any urban hipster cringe! Thankfully, The Baby Owner's Maintenance Log presents a refreshing alternative to traditional baby journals.

We've seen them eat rats, belt out tunes, confess their darkest secrets, and even seduce total strangers. They are the stars of reality TV, and we love them, hate them, and want to be them. Here's the book to teach you how.

Explores issues of childhood from ages one to three. Does your toddler refuse to consume fuel? Are there viruses in her system? Do you need to reprogram her sleep routine? Whatever your concerns you'll find the answers here.

Make a Big Splash This Summer! Learn dozens of essential Kidskillz, including how to build a fort, walk on your hands, make a great pizza, and stay cool (without a pool). Step-by-step instructions and hilarious illustrations show you how.