Celebrities - you've got to love them, haven't you? And there's no time you love them more than when they are having a dig at each other. This title records hundreds of the greatest jibes, put-downs and cheapest shots ever to spill forth from the over-privileged mouths of the nation's so-called VIPs.

This collection of over 2500 hilariously funny and wickedly naughty jokes contains the most brainless, ridiculous, nutty and wacky wisecracks ever invented. From addled animals to witless wizards, there are lots of brand new jokes, pathetic puns and raving riddles.

Covering the skies, rails, and highways, this book tells travelers how to overcome the most serious of vacation dilemmas.

Part journal, part filing cabinet, part training manual, this activity album helps you to maintain a personal record of your best friend's fun-filled days - from the moment you bring your pet pooch home. It also offers advice about how to keep him healthy and happy.

Suitable for inept armchair gardeners, this book month by month guides the reader through the seasons, showing what are weeds and what are not (even if the weeds are pretty), how to dig holes and how to squish unwanted insects.

Do you know how to remove chewing gum from your sofa or protect yourself from bubonic plague? Where is the best place to rub a green onion? What does it mean for the weather if a bat lands on your head and refuses to fly away? 'Good Old-fashioned Advice' is an eccentric mixture of folklore, old wives' tales and time-honoured advice. And most of it actually works! There's stuff we've all forgotten

Presents a crazy look, with a modern take, on the wonder of Christmas. This book includes Christmas related jokes, sayings, quotations and lore accompanied by funny pictures to provide an alternative take on Christmas.

Do you sometimes get the feeling that the woman in your life not only wears the trousers, but the balls as well? Do you feel guilty when you go out with your mates? Do you get nagged for leaving the toilet seat up? Did she buy you a global positioning system for your birthday so that she always knows where you are? If you answered, 'Er,um...well, what do you think, honey?' to any of these ...

A sex book that helps you learn how to: break out the rope for a tied-up good time; pull off a standing 69; experience a tantric orgasm; and more.

Contains inspiring insights, words of encouragement and tips from a wide range of philosophers, writers, poets, thinkers, guru's and religious leaders. This book directs readers through a process of slowing down and seeing themselves, remaining calm, conveys the benefits of waiting, and taking life step by step.

This first volume of Michael Powell's memoirs ranges from his boyhood and his first job in film, to his work with legendary film makers such as Alfred Hitchcock and Korda, and the pinnacle of his collaboration with Emeric Pressberger: The Red Shoes .

Scare young children and intimidate their parents when you take the humble nursery rhyme and transform it into a display of linguistic acrobatics. Here are 100 nursery rhymes and their verbose translations to memorise and regurigitate at all children's parties.

History - long ennobled as the privileged domain of lofty scholars and erudite minds - really just boils down to four things if you think about it. Who killed who, who conquered who, who slept with who, and in what order.

Want to know how to start a riot? Yep. ... make moonshine? Sure. ...beat a lie detector test? Who couldn't use a little more danger in their life? A little more edge? A little more fun? This book helps readers get it all.

101 Things Not Everyone Should Know How to Do. Featuring instructions on 101 otherwise off-limit and highly hazardous actions, plus result scenarios, this book will show you how to: start a riot; make moonshine; beat a lie detector test; stage a coup; and count cards at a casino, amongst many more. Danger has never been this much fun!

This text is designed for inept armchair gardeners everywhere. Month by month, it gently guides the readers through the seasons, showing what weeds are and what they are not, how to dig holes and how to squish unwanted pests.

Designed for the inept armchair gardener, this title gently guides the reader month by month through the seasons, showing what are weeds and what are not (even if the weeds are pretty), how to dig holes, and how to squish unwanted insects. You too can create a tranquil haven in your own backyard that you'll be too exhausted to appreciate.

Contains many questions such as Ever wondered why kamikaze pilots wore helmets, or why if we weren't meant to eat animals are they made of meat? Ever stop to think and forget to start again? 'How does the guy who drives the snow plough get to work in the morning?' 'If swimming is good exercise then why are whales so fat?' and others.

The only guide to show you how to do the stuff your dad can do with one arm tied behind his back.

This work looks at who uses computer contractors and why and considers what it takes to become a contract worker. The author explains how to find the first contract and how to keep skills abreast of the rapid developments in computing.