Includes giddy games and sozzled sports.

Includes advice on how to discourage your spouse's amorous advances; appropriate night-wear for the wedded couple; and the acceptable length and frequency of unavoidable sexual encounters.

Chronicles the author's love affair with cats. This book describes the author's personal relationship with her own cats - why she loves them so much, their different personalities, habits, likes and dislikes and also anecdotes from cat lovers she has met along the way. It also includes essays, poems, homages, and drawings and photographs.

Offers a tour around Great Britain and Ireland in the company of a motorist and his forthright feline travelling companion.

A guide to cockney rhyming slang. It explains the meaning of hundreds of terms, from old favourites such as apples and pears (stairs) and plates of meat (feet) to the more obscure band of hope (soap) and cuts and scratches (matches) through to modern classics such as Anthea Turner (earner) and Ashley Cole (own goal).

A collection of words of wit and wisdom by and about the Conservative Party's prime ministers, government ministers, backbenchers, policy wonks and sundry hangers-on, from Benjamin Disraeli and Winston Churchill to Margaret Thatcher and David Cameron. It contains over 150 dyed-in-the wool, true blue quotes.

A collection of words of wit and wisdom by and about the Labour Party's prime ministers, government ministers, backbenchers, trade union leaders, apparatchiks and sundry hangers-on, from Keir Hardie and Ramsay MacDonald to Tony Blair and Gordon Brown. This book contains over 150 deeply fraternal quotes.

A guide, which introduces readers to the world the Gamer inhabits. It teaches how to translate their gaming language, understand their clothing choices, know what to say to get through to them, and learn how to really embarrass one.

A guide, which introduces readers to the blingin' world the Gangsta inhabits - understand their clothing choices, translate their bizarre speech, reveal the deeper meaning to their music, know what to say to get through to them and learn how to really embarrass one.

It can be hard, living with an Emo Kid. Permanently hidden behind their long black fringe, the most you get is a sullen, 'Leave me alone,' when you ask them how their day was. This book offers parents, siblings or friends of an Emo Kid with advice they need to learn how to live happily ever after with their Emo Kids.

A guide, which introduces readers to the world the Next Big Thing inhabits - understanding their clothing choices, discovering their mating habits, revealing the secrets to their strange behaviour, meeting their entourage, knowing what to say to get through to them, and learning how to really embarrass one.

Celebrates a time of innocence, when advertisers could tell us any old garbage and we'd believe it. This book contains over 80 outrageous adverts to have been thought up by ad execs.

With sentiments for keen gardeners everywhere and a contemporary colour palette, this book is suitable for the ever-growing garden category area.

In his bestselling book Join Me, Danny Wallace instructs his legions of followers to perform a Random Act of Kindness every Friday. As a result, his thousands of followers (dubbed the Karma Army), without warning, made people happier the length and breadth of the country.

In the PURPLE RONNIE series. A collection of poems and cartoon illustrations expressing all that is funny and special about friendship. Poems are dedicated to the different types of friends we have, whether they are groovy, extra special, gorgeously smashing or simply lovely.

Features hundreds of ridiculous examples of the misadventures in English discovered all over the world - from hotel signs to baffling advertisements, such as the German beauty product offering a 'Cream shower for pretentious skin' or the Japanese bar that boasts 'Special cocktails for ladies with nuts'.

Chickens know a few things about feeling fried. That's why they've been practicing yoga for centuries. As this hilariously illustrated guide to simple yoga poses reveals, we have much to learn from their bird-brained wisdom.

A Catalogue of Frightening Facts compiled by Richard Ingrams. Did you know that habitual snorers are twice as likely to be involved in traffic accidents, or that between 1979 and 1982 there were 8,176 'toothpick-related' incidents in the USA? Editor of The Oldie and former editor of Private Eye, Richard Ingrams has spent the last twenty years collecting the more crazy health and food scares from .

A collection of over 300 wisecracks and insults from several films. It contains comebacks, one liners, wisecracks, lampoons, punch-lines, witticisms, rejoinders, retorts, sideswipes, back-handers, insults, putdowns, and quips.

Painstakingly researched, utterly true, hilariously entertaining book documenting the unusual, hilarious, silly and downright ridiculous names that have existed in Britain in the last millennium